You have two cows. You devise a plan to slowly introduce them into the global market as a stimulus for the world economy. The cows step out onto the global stage and quickly become CEOs of rivaling companies. In a surprise joint venture, the two cows worked together to purchase Microsoft. Bill Gates is unhappy; nobody cares.

Each week, Free Tiger cartoonist A.J. Fillo will explain how one of Mizzou's schools works with the help of cows. Next week: the Engineering School.